{"id":52848,"title":"The Most Honest Brand on the Internet Breaks Its Silence","description":"Absurd Society pauses, reflects, and laughs at zero sales, chaos, and life. Honest, absurd, and still here \u2014 because pretending isn\u2019t our style.","content":"<p>\ud83d\udcc5 Date: 21 October 2025<\/p><h3>We\u2019re Still Here: Absurd, Unprofitable, Unstoppable<\/h3><p>You may have noticed the silence.<\/p><p>The shop\u2019s been quieter than a British queue on a Monday morning.<\/p><p>No new drops.<\/p><p>No dramatic \u201cwe\u2019re rebranding\u201d posts.<\/p><p>Just us, existing somewhere between burnout and brilliance, sipping tea and wondering if anyone actually buys merch on purpose anymore.<\/p><blockquote><p>Chaos Needs a Nap<\/p><\/blockquote><p>We didn\u2019t vanish; we just\u2026 paused.<br \/>Because sometimes, chaos needs a nap.<br \/>And honestly? Faking success is exhausting.<\/p><p>We could\u2019ve pretended we were \u201cstrategising\u201d or \u201coptimising market engagement.\u201d<br \/>But nah, we were just being human.<br \/>(And occasionally arguing with the printer.)<\/p><blockquote><p>Powered by Zero Sales<\/p><\/blockquote><p>Absurd Society was never about polished perfection.<br \/>We\u2019re the brand that posts nonsense, questions why garden fences are made of wood <em>in the rainiest country on Earth,<\/em> and proudly runs on zero sales and infinite sarcasm.<\/p><blockquote><p>Still the Most Honest Brand on the Internet<\/p><\/blockquote><p>We\u2019re still here.<\/p><p>Absurd. Unprofitable. Unstoppable.<\/p><p>And yes if you want to help us end our heroic zero-sales streak, you are in the right place.<\/p><p>But no pressure.<\/p><p>We\u2019re used to disappointment.<\/p><p>\u2014 Absurd Society<\/p>","urlTitle":"were-still-here-absurd-unprofitable-unstoppable","url":"\/blog\/were-still-here-absurd-unprofitable-unstoppable\/","editListUrl":"\/my-blogs","editUrl":"\/my-blogs\/edit\/were-still-here-absurd-unprofitable-unstoppable\/","fullUrl":"https:\/\/absurdsociety.fun\/blog\/were-still-here-absurd-unprofitable-unstoppable\/","featured":false,"published":true,"showOnSitemap":true,"hidden":false,"visibility":null,"createdAt":1761085207,"updatedAt":1761086575,"publishedAt":1761086574,"lastReadAt":null,"division":{"id":405845,"name":"Absurd Society"},"tags":[],"metaImage":{"original":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/hzm9btfm75kmz99svjxow8jjv42w962d98vyohadta7dey1d.jpeg","thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/hzm9btfm75kmz99svjxow8jjv42w962d98vyohadta7dey1d.jpeg.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/hzm9btfm75kmz99svjxow8jjv42w962d98vyohadta7dey1d.jpeg.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"metaTitle":"Absurd Society Blog: Honest Chaos, Still Here","metaDescription":"The most honest brand on the internet breaks its silence. No new merch, no fake hype, just absurdity, caffeine, and chaos. Follow our journey of honesty and laughs.","keyPhraseCampaignId":null,"series":[],"similarReads":[{"id":52978,"title":"Donald Trump Just Banned Halloween","url":"\/blog\/donald-trump-just-banned-halloween\/","urlTitle":"donald-trump-just-banned-halloween","division":405845,"description":"In his boldest move yet, Trump has declared Halloween \u201cun-American.\u201d Ghosts, witches and skeletons now classified as radical left imagery.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/3q6uroa0pwtmnkteifqeqkndlqe171rtevn1at9bi58o5yjg.png.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/3q6uroa0pwtmnkteifqeqkndlqe171rtevn1at9bi58o5yjg.png.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0},{"id":54172,"title":"Post-Christmas interview with Santa","url":"\/blog\/post-christmas-interview-with-santa\/","urlTitle":"post-christmas-interview-with-santa","division":405845,"description":"A post-Christmas podcast interview with Santa that starts polite, gets uncomfortable, and ends exactly how modern Christmas feels: receipts, socks, and quiet despair.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ugwqvyllu1dz6hb7n5dbpxvghoje0gz0vtyxmbjxhmvxvsy9.jpeg.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/ugwqvyllu1dz6hb7n5dbpxvghoje0gz0vtyxmbjxhmvxvsy9.jpeg.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0},{"id":51094,"title":"So Apparently We Have a Shop Now","url":"\/blog\/so-apparently-we-have-a-shop-now\/","urlTitle":"so-apparently-we-have-a-shop-now","division":405845,"description":"So Apparently We Have a Shop Now. We\u2019re not entirely sure how this happened either.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/w0nc3ybbxi7szutd8pvgwwcdqafyb3sls2tufme3vcjtx5og.jpeg.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/w0nc3ybbxi7szutd8pvgwwcdqafyb3sls2tufme3vcjtx5og.jpeg.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0}],"labels":[]}