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\ud83d\uddd3\ufe0f 24th November 2025<\/p>

\ud83c\udf84 Our First Xmas Collection (Created During a Full Mental Spiral)<\/h3>

The store is just four months old and already behaving like a brand in its late 40s going through a festive identity crisis. So yes, we made a Xmas collection. <\/span>Not cute stuff, no<\/span><\/strong>. Jumpers muttering \u201cSanta approves this nonsense\u201d like he\u2019s given up. Tees begging for boundaries because December violates all of them. And merch that suggests we\u2019re <\/span>one mulled wine away from throwing snow at a stranger<\/span><\/em>.<\/span>\"7fu4azkj9izajbsin9pj3egzun5x9kjyft9xolwrnmziin1c.jpeg.jpeg?w=1140&z=2.4000000000000012&fx=0.5038378655357499&fy=0.3162972772347685&project=absurd-society-416020&v=2\"<\/p>

\u2728 Designed for Everyone Barely Surviving December<\/h3>

These clothes exist for people who enter family dinners like they\u2019re walking into a hostage negotiation<\/em>. For office parties where Sharon from HR appears out of mist holding a tray of warm prosecco and shouting \u201cIT\u2019S GAMES TIME!\u201d For Xmas fairs where a child sneezes into your hot chocolate. And for queer humans who need \u201cSanta is also proud<\/strong>\u201d because someone in that room better be, and it\u2019s definitely not Uncle Nigel.<\/p>

\"mpgm80rtthqwoqnyh9zi1bv2itkkmb94l9s4ngtueow8rrm3.jpeg.jpeg?w=1140&z=1.5000000000000004&fx=0.4985313560990264&fy=0.37743590058701987&project=absurd-society-416020&v=2\"\ud83c\udf81 Festive Apparel for Emotionally Damaged Elves<\/h3>

This collection is essentially wearable meltdown prevention<\/strong>. Cosy enough to endure conversations about your life choices. Loud enough to signal \u201cdon\u2019t.\u201d Honest enough to make the season bearable. Wear it to survive December. Gift it to the friend who\u2019s one carol away from snapping. Or buy it for yourself because capitalism won and we all need coping mechanisms. <\/p>

Explore the beautiful chaos here<\/u><\/a> before we start adding even stranger things.<\/p>

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