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\ud83d\uddd3\ufe0f November 13th 2025<\/p>

Dear \u201cToo Expensive\u201d People<\/h2>

We get it. You saw the price of a hoodie and nearly spilled your \u00a35 caramel latte<\/em>, the one that disappears in 20 minutes<\/em>, both physically and emotionally. \u2615<\/p>

But here\u2019s the thing: good quality, hilarious material that also happens to care about the planet isn\u2019t cheap<\/strong>.<\/p>

We don\u2019t print on mystery-fabric stitched by invisible elves. We use sustainable materials, ethical production, and humour that\u2019s legally funnier than most corporate \u201cbanter\u201d tees.<\/p>

The Cost of Caring (and Laughing)<\/h3>

You\u2019ll happily pay \u00a340 a month for a gym subscription you haven't visited since 2021.<\/em>
Or spend \u00a37 on a cocktail that tastes like regret and melted Haribo.
But when a small UK project dares to charge fairly<\/em> for something built to last ,suddenly, it\u2019s \u201cdaylight robbery.\u201d<\/em><\/p>

Here\u2019s the absurd truth: the world is on fire, and we\u2019re just trying to sell you a responsibly made laugh.<\/strong><\/p>

With All Due Respect\u2026 We\u2019re Not Primark<\/h3>

And thank God for that.<\/p>

Primark gives you a T-shirt. We give you an identity crisis wrapped in organic cotton.<\/em><\/p>

So next time someone says, \u201cThat\u2019s a bit pricey,\u201d just smile and sip your latte.<\/em><\/p>

Because somewhere, a hoodie is out there thinking, \u201cAt least I\u2019m sustainable.\u201d<\/em><\/p>

\ud83d\udc49 Browse the planet-friendly chaos catalogue at absurdsociety.fun<\/a>, where the humour\u2019s free, but the conscience isn\u2019t.<\/p>

Absurd Society.<\/p>","urlTitle":"dear-too-expensive-people","url":"\/blog\/dear-too-expensive-people\/","editListUrl":"\/my-blogs","editUrl":"\/my-blogs\/edit\/dear-too-expensive-people\/","fullUrl":"https:\/\/absurdsociety.fun\/blog\/dear-too-expensive-people\/","featured":false,"published":true,"showOnSitemap":true,"hidden":false,"visibility":null,"createdAt":1763065949,"updatedAt":1763156139,"publishedAt":1763156138,"lastReadAt":null,"division":{"id":405845,"name":"Absurd Society"},"tags":[],"metaImage":{"original":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpolf72si3irkpvsmib067xhbygbgzpayfztspkwxct5toea.jpeg","thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpolf72si3irkpvsmib067xhbygbgzpayfztspkwxct5toea.jpeg.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpolf72si3irkpvsmib067xhbygbgzpayfztspkwxct5toea.jpeg.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"metaTitle":"Why Our Tees Cost More Than Your Latte","metaDescription":"A love letter to everyone who thinks sustainability and sarcasm should be free. Spoiler: we\u2019re not Primark.","keyPhraseCampaignId":null,"series":[],"similarReads":[{"id":52978,"title":"Donald Trump Just Banned Halloween","url":"\/blog\/donald-trump-just-banned-halloween\/","urlTitle":"donald-trump-just-banned-halloween","division":405845,"description":"In his boldest move yet, Trump has declared Halloween \u201cun-American.\u201d Ghosts, witches and skeletons now classified as radical left imagery.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/3q6uroa0pwtmnkteifqeqkndlqe171rtevn1at9bi58o5yjg.png.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/3q6uroa0pwtmnkteifqeqkndlqe171rtevn1at9bi58o5yjg.png.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0},{"id":51484,"title":"Embrace the ASS","url":"\/blog\/embrace-the-ass\/","urlTitle":"embrace-the-ass","division":405845,"description":"How a branding accident turned Absurd Society Store into ASS\u2026 and why we proudly put it on a t-shirt.","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/qftryzvxnkm8b3zyvztddyhfsekizlos2acczmj0cnudqwbx.jpeg.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/qftryzvxnkm8b3zyvztddyhfsekizlos2acczmj0cnudqwbx.jpeg.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0},{"id":51354,"title":"We Bought a Domain. Send Help","url":"\/blog\/we-bought-a-domain-send-help\/","urlTitle":"we-bought-a-domain-send-help","division":405845,"description":"Discover Absurd Society\u2019s official store. Shop funny t-shirts, quirky gifts, and absurd merch with fast shipping. New designs added weekly at absurdsociety.fun","published":true,"metaImage":{"thumbnail":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/v1p0xe0ym7nmezquceh8sqghknrljqohrlycffavlhveg5fs.jpeg.jpg?w=1140&h=855","banner":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/v1p0xe0ym7nmezquceh8sqghknrljqohrlycffavlhveg5fs.jpeg.jpg?w=1920&h=1440"},"hidden":0}],"labels":[]}